"Strategery." - Will Ferrell as George W. Bush on SNL
George Dubbya has occasionally used the wrong word, pronunciation, or just created a word while speaking. I think supporters and non-supporters alike can agree on this. Kinda like I do when I sing along to Janet Jackson songs - especially The Pleasure Principle and Rhythm Nation. I can groove and mumble, but the only line I know for sure in Rhythm Nation is "We are part of the rhythm nation." I've also been known to pull a George Dubbya in a normal conversation. The key to doing it properly is simply...the confidence.
Oldest Boy has mastered this skill. He's not embarrassed and he believes he's pulled if off - like George Dubbya and I do. It's easy to convince yourself that no one's noticed.
Examples
The following are examples of Oldest Boy's abilities, who has the excuse of being a 10-year old child. I'm sure my family and friends could share examples of my George Dubbya's, but I don't have an excuse.
"Know what's sad? That Middle Boy has a sensation to chicken." (sensitivity)
[After receiving some allergy test results for Middle Boy.]
"Have I had my tenacity shot?" (tetnus)
"I wash my hands, but not repulsively." (compulsively)
"Did he totally obliverate the flowers?!" (obliterate)
"That would be nice. I've been a little cabin sick lately." (cabin fever)
[When asked recently if he'd like to go to Costco.]
"That's a perm whale." (sperm - I know it's not necessary to explain all of these.)
"You have nice elbows." (boobs, breasts, whatever)
[Said while looking at my chest at a very young age.]
I do believe it is now time for me to conclusify this post.